Jenni X says:

Jenni X

… jennix will always tell you:

  1. One should enjoy everything in moderation, especially excess.
  2. Nothing worth doing is easy.
  3. Every mess gets bigger before it gets smaller.
  4. Eat a live frog first thing every morning, chances are nothing worse will happen to you all day.
  5. Argue your limitations and surely they are yours.
  6. Most people spend most of their lives making life hard on themselves.
  7. Sometimes shit happens, and sometimes it’s bullshit.
  8. Never wish away time.
  9. Don’t hate the little creatures. They don’t know they ugly.
  10. The short answer is “because”. The long answer is “just because”.
  11. We take things for granted, because it’s too painful for us not to.
  12. Taking a payday loan is like smoking crack to cure a headache.
  13. A foolish man builds his house among the sycamores.
  14. If you don’t know, don’t.
  15. Anything that is perceived as “free” will be used in the least efficient manner possible, if not wasted purposefully.
  16. Telling the doctor that your finger is lodged in your nose is less important than telling them that your brain itches.
  17. On ne peut pas tous prévenir. (One cannot prepare for everything.)
  18. The best medicine against oppression is pride.