3am – Matchbox 20

D C G, C (rpt few times) she says its cold outside and hands me her raincoat she always worried about thing like that she says it’s all gonna end and it might as well be my fault D C and she only sleeps while it’s raining and she screams and her voice is straining … Read more

All That You Dream – Little Feat

intro: E/Ab E/D C#m7 Cma7 E/Ab E/D C#m7 E/D B7 E A E I’ve been down but not like this before. E A E Can’t be round this kind of show no more. E E/D F#7 Fma7 All, all that you dream, it comes through shining silver lining and E E/D F#7 Fma7 clouds, clouds … Read more

Keep On Smiling – Wet Willie

G G G G (Verse 1) G Well you say you got the blues, D You got holes in both of your shoes, yeah- C You’re feeling alone and confused, G You got to keep on smilin’, just keep on smilin’ G Yeah, you’re you’re bout to go insane, D Cause your woman’s playing games, … Read more

Ear Mixing 101

  This is what I’ve learned so far…    So you get this phone call. “DUDE! Guess what! We just bought new ear monitors for the band!” “Huh?” “Yeah! And we fired that loser monitor dude too. You’re gonna mix monitors! It’ll be GREAT!” Thus begins your journey into the world of ‘ear monitors’. The … Read more

The Roadies' Lexicon

Roadie Glossary This piece is for the families and loved ones of roadies everywhere, in hopes this will help keep the glaze off their eyes when we’re talking about our jobs…. Bus Life Back lounge The rear section of a tour bus, generally the smoking area. Bus factor The degree to which bad movies improve … Read more

Valaire 1.1 – The Ride to Paris

“Push!” “What?” “Push!” No way, I’m thinking. This dude is gonna get my shit in his car, get me behind it to ‘push’ and leave me standing in a cloud of french smoke. I began to reconsider his pathetically bourgeois plan to ‘see America’. This’ll be cool. I can be ripped off less than, hmmm, … Read more

Valaire 1.3 – A Brisk Walk

At this point things were looking pretty weird. I’d decided I’d be careful around this woman. I mean, she actually wasn’t the first person to ever fricassée my fingers. Well, maybe she was, but there was something about her. I mean, she seemed harmless enough. Not really, but she seemed like she wouldn’t kill me. Well, maybe she would, but probably later, not right away, and for some reason I thought that was ok.

Valaire 2.1 – Let Me Zee Your Papers

Orly is a wonderful airport. Modern and efficient, it is quite easy to reach by train. The train rides underground through central Paris but soon rises into neighborhoods which struck my american eye as clean and quaint. After a few brick- and-arch styled stations one meets a more modern apartment and warehouse district that could … Read more

Valaire 3.1 – An American Bar

I’ve seen french restaurants from London to Los Angeles and never gave them more than a passing glance. Somehow I’d never considered the possibility of an american restaurant in Paris. There’s a small pub called La Taverne de Cluny near my hotel where a large number of anglophones seem to congregate, but it’s still a french atmosphere. This was nothing like anything remotely resembling France. This was blatant unadulterated Americana in all its greased-back, tomato-fryin’, socks-n-sandals glory.

It was a large square room with dark walls and strategically placed mirrors to mark it seem even more spacious. We passed the bar en route to the waiter’s stand. It was a ‘57 Chevy Bel-Air convertible, split down its spine and turned so there was a waitron stand between the rear bumpers. At first we passed a girl who looked something like Olivia-Newton John in a tube top and spandex pants popping the tops off of one Jolt cola after another. Nearer to us was a huge box full of the small paper pixie stix.

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